Humorous Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - 'Ascended... But Still Broke'

Embrace a unique blend of humor and comfort with our stylish Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee. Designed to bring a smile and spark conversations, this tee is perfect for those who appreciate light-hearted expressions. Its relaxed fit makes it ideal for casual outings, lounging at home, or even a quirky accessory for semi-formal gatherings. Great for all seasons, you can easily layer it under jackets or wear it solo while enjoying your favorite pastimes. Ideal for gifting on occasions such as birthdays, holidays, or just because! This tee resonates with individuals who enjoy a playful approach to life, making it a must-have item for anyone looking to infuse some fun into their wardrobe.

Product features
- Shoulder tape to stabilize and prevent stretching
- Seamless design reduces waste and enhances appearance
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton
- Classic fit for versatile wear in any setting

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat